it’s really frustrating how you have to wait like, 2 weeks before you can drink milk after you buy it. i know you gotta wait for the date on the bottle but like why cant the store just sell the milk thats ready?
this is the tumblr equivalent of “several people are typing”.
grown ass men are out here not eating fruit or vegetables or washing their face and having a list of things women must do to be attractive to them and thus gain their respect like grow the fuck up and eat a carrot literally no woman needs you
“No woman needs you” said the future cat lady lol
Newsflash. No man needs a bitch telling him to eat rabbit food and nagging him constantly.
Humans, for the most part, don’t have a clue. They don’t want one or
need one, either. They’re happy. They think they have a good bead on
things.
Men In Black (1997) | dir. Barry Sonnenfeld